So I have decided to put up my version of 'The 12 Days of Christmas'. Remember people... those who read it.. do NOT take it! This took me some time to make and I found it kinda creative 'kay?
Well anyway, I am a huge fan of HLN, Court TV and Forensic Shows. So this is what came into my head yesterday~
"12 Days of Trial" (All Rise!)
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On the first day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Some handcuffs and a 12 man ju-ury
On the second day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Double jeopardy
On the third day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Three dead ends
On the fourth day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Four aquittals
On the fifth day of trial m ju-udge gave to me
Five not guilties
On the sixth day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Six confused lawyers
On the seventh day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Seven overruled
On the eighth day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Eight sustained objections
On the ninth day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Nine court reporters
On the tenth day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Ten banging gabbles
On the eleventh day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Eleven verdict watches
On the twelfth day of trial my ju-udge gave to me
Twelve side bars
And in other stuff I stole a meme ^^
Will you have sexual intercourse within the next week or two?
-No... WAY!
Think of the person you like, do you have a chance with them?
-Nah cause he isn't real T~T
The last time you saw your best friend, what did you do?
-Played Kingdom Hearts 2 with
my brother.. love ya bro~
Is there anything you should be worried about?
-Not that I know of
You're up after 3 AM, what's the reason?
-Drawing (All inspiration comes at that time XD) or reading
What were you doing 2 hours ago?
-Giving my demon spawn of a dog a bath
What kind of mood are you in?
-Happy
Have you ever lost someone you wish you didn't?
-Hmmmmm...
Do you enjoy reading?
-All the time!
How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
-I don't smoke... I do not wish to die for a stupid habit
Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment?
-Yeah a ton of feelings for a lot of people~
Is there anything upsetting you?
-MS Paint XP is soooo slow to work with...
What are you looking forward to within the next few months?
-Living in a place I want to
What's the closest item that is yellow?
-Coloured pencil box
Are you eating/drinking anything right now?
-Drinking Sprite... It's addictive and not caffinated
What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
-Does vodka sauce count?
How many others have you cheated on?
-I don't cheat
When was the last time you got a good workout?
-Yesterday... aaaaaand working out today ^^
Best kind of pizza?
-The edible kind
If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go first?
-Walmart (Sucker for savings XD)
Is your bedroom window open?
-Yeah... wait... you're not a stalker are you?
When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
-Under the influence of stupidity... yesterday in the exercise room. Under alcohol.. never.
Where is your biological mother right now?
-In the same room wanting to cosplay as Undertaker from Kuroshitsuji XD
What time did you wake up this morning?
-6:50 am
Honestly what are you doing tomorrow?
-Taking my sister to her HSPA testing so I can make her suffer.. er I mean get an education
When was the last time you smiled?
-Watching the Kuroshitsuji spoofs on Youtube an hour ago ^^
Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
-Nope
Do you always answer your phone?
-If I had a phone.... XD
When was the last time you went to the circus?
-I do not approve of circuses... clowns are creepy
Do you like the snow?
-NO! Snow's soul purpose is to kill me one day -__-
What are you up to tonight?
-Drawing~
Where is your iPod at?
-Don't have one
Are you happy?
-
How do you feel about your hair?
-I need to cut my bangs... I have Sebastian bangs right now lol
Who was the last person you told you loved them?
-My mom cause she's the best in the world.
Who was the last person to call you cute?
-Undertaker from Kuroshitsuji lol
Who is the last person you got a text from?
-Do.. not... have a phone.
Do you drink milk?
-Milk and I are at war
Do you live by yourself?
-Nope
Do you enjoy breaking hearts?
-Nah
Does anything special happen for you on March 15th?
-I trip on the sidewalk... oh and I got stabbed by Brutes and yelled dramatically "Et Tu brute!" then proceed to die.
Have you ever waved at someone who was waving at you, only to realize they were waving at someone else?
-A loong long time ago.. in a far distant world... actually no.
Do you mainly use your house phone or your cell phone?
-None... I use smoke signals
Do you do anything for a bad sunburn?
-That's what sunscreen is for~
Have you ever kissed the person you currently like?
-Never kissed anyone heehee
Your best friend randomly starts hating you. What do you do?
-Shrug and deal with it. Real friends don't do that, then exclaim "Hatahs gunna hate~"
Are you under the influence of anything at the moment?
-..... HOW DID YOU KNOW!!! Jk nah
Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone?
-I wouldn't START a bad habit
Do you feel like you have your life figured out?
-Yup
What do you think about people who smoke weed?
-Potheads!
Are you currently looking for a job?
-Yeah but the stupid government with their- -continues ranting-
Do you wash your face in the morning when you wake up?
-Yeah... usually by filling the sink and dunking my head in it
Have you ever wrote a story from beginning to end?
-Yeah... and it was a loooooooooong one
Does anyone have the keys to your heart?
-No but my mom has the keys to my car. (I misplace them a lot. Once almost threw them out lol)
Have you ever been to a family reunion?
-Yeah but my family is weird....
Do you have competition for the person you like?
-Nope... -looks from cute anime guy to
and back... umm make that a yes. XDDDD
Why aren't you dating the person you like?
-Everyone in Jersey are inbred...
Have you been to a baby shower?
-Nope
Do you/would you allow your pet on your bed? Even if they shed?
-Of course, my dog ALWAYS sleeps on my bed... or up my shirt.... or on my head...
Have you ever been hospitalized? If yes, what for?
-Nope thankfully
How come the things that make you happy don't make everyone happy?
-Because "People are strange... when you're a stranger.."
Why are you, you?
-Who are you callin a you you?
If not now, then when?
-Wha? Did I miss something? -looks around-
Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever?
-Nooooooooooooo
If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?
-Nope
When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right?
-When you're not tangoing with a bear in the woods.
If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
-Because people think they are infoulable (And my spelling is something that needs WORK!)
When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?
-O.O I don't breathe like Darth Vador!!!
Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
-I always strive to do the right thing
Whos your bestfriend?
-You know who you are y'all~
Got a boyfriend/girlfriend?
-
(But in all seriousness.. nope this chick is planning on staying single)
How many siblings do you have?
-Many
Still in school?
-Nope.. I escaped heehee (With meh diploma of course)
Would you ever get an abortion?
-I don't plan on having parasites so why would I? Plus it's kinda murdering it. Abstenece is the best policy ^^
Who do you live with?
-Mom and
the best sis in the world
How many kids do you want?
-NONE! THey are parasites that feed on your innerds and then your soul!!!
Who are you closer to, your mum or dad?
-Mom.. dad is dead due to his stupidity to drown himself in alcohol
Are your parents married?
-Nope
Do you have step parents?
-Nope
Has anyone close to you ever died?
-Yeah
Have you ever been dumped?
-When my elder sister dropped me when we were doing some stupid stunts in the yard.... (Never had a bf so hahahaah)
Have you ever seen someone just before they died?
-Yeah. Saw my grandma and then that night she went down the basement stairs (She was going blind and mistakened the cellar for the bathroom)
How often do you go on msn?
"SHUT UP MOM I'M ON MSN!" But I don;t even have one of those. Skype is mah main domain~
Have you ever cried because you were laughing so hard?
-Oh yeah
Are you a straight shooter or do you beat around the bush?
-How ever you want it >83
What does your name mean?
-Who knows.. I think it has something to do with villages or something. -thinks- Maybe it means 'village idiot'.
What is a huge turn on for you?
-Why do YOU wanna know~
What animal would best describe you?
-A lone wolf
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
-Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what
If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don't like and like so many things we don't do?
-Are you trying to sound like Socretes or something -___-
When it's all said and done, will you have said more than you've done?
-Ahahahahahah no
What is the one thing you'd most like to change about the world?
-Lots of things
If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
-Hanging with my family and hellhound Styx
Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
-I don't do things I do not believe in (And make double negative sentences ^^)
If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
-Nah
To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?
-Never -___-
You're having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do?
-Tell them to stop and say that's your bud you're talking about
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
-Don't play tag with things that have sharp pointy teeth and long claws
Would you break the law to save a loved one?
-Maaaaaaybe
Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?
-I AM insane!!!!! Hahahahahaahh!
What's something you know you do differently than most people?
-A lot of things, I love being different
What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What's holding you back?
-Running around waving my hands in the air. What's holding me back? My shoes are tied together -__- DARN YOU
Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?
-Hmmmmmmm nope
If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?
-BACK TO ARIZONA CAUSE NEW JERSEY IS THE ARMPIT OF NEW YORK!!!!
Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?
-Yes when I feel like it and no I know it doesn't
Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?
-Neither. I would rather be myself
Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?
-I dunno -shrugs-
Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you?
-I think when a good friend moves away... lost my bff like that in Az T~T
What are you most grateful for?
-My life
Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?
-Tough one
Is it possible to know the truth without challenging it first?
-I dunno maybe
Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now?
-Nah
What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?
-Bulding traps. Caught my elder sister on one! Muwahahahahha
At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?
-All the time. Just happy to be alive -Sings I'm Alive by Becca-
If you haven't achieved it yet, what do you have to lose?
-Nothing
Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?
-Because religion has a way of forcing itself on other people as in intolerance. Just let people believe in what they want.
Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?
-Not always
Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
-More work!!!
Do you feel like you've lived this day a hundred times before?
-I guess
When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in?
-Yesterday
If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?
-People that are friends and family
Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous?
-Do I LOOK like the ODed actours and actresses out there -___-
What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
-I don't care if people judge
What do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love?
-My family, friends, animals and anime. Yeah
In 5 years from now, will you remember what you did yesterday? What about the day before that? Or the day before that?
-Yes, the curse of having a photographic memory lol
Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you?
-Making them for myself
Is it cruel to keep a dog in a cage or tied up most of the time?
-YES!
Are you able to keep secrets? Is it hard for you?
-Yeah and no it's not hard (Another double negative lol)
What makes life worth living?
-Being alive
Are you camera shy? Why/why not?
-Yes, they blow up when my photograph is taken
Do you fear looking older? Why/why not?
-I do not care what I look like. Inside is what counts.
What do you think about pornography?
-People with waaaaaaaay to much time on their hands
Are you ever able to fall asleep with the lights/TV/radio on?
-Nope, has to be dark unless I am DEAD tired
What color is your toothbrush? Did you get to pick the color?
-Purpleish and blue. Yeah
Do you like it when friends are comfortable with dropping by unexpectedly?
-I do rather not like company.
Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with?
-O.O Uhhh no
Shower or bath?
-Shower... bath tubs are omg uggh
Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
-
Love or money?
-Love I guess
Credit cards or cash?
-Cash, credit cards are evil
Have you ever been to a strip club?
-No
Ever been to a bar?
-No
Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
-No
Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
-No
Kissed someone of the same sex?
-No
Had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
-Sucks to be you and no
Have you ever been in an adult toy store?
-Spencer in the mall, I did think it was a cool store until I turned around and saw.. IT -runs away-
Bought something from an adult toy store?
-Why the heck would I do that?
Have you been caught having sex?
-No I am a virgin
Did you ever build furniture forts as a child?
-Yeah it was fun ^^
What kind of dog is your favorite?
-Mutts
Are there any songs that inspire you?
-Lots of them
Is there anything on television worth watching at the moment?
-Nah
Have you ever had an online meet-up?
-Nope
Do you prefer water or land?
-Water~
Do you tend to make a lot of messes?
-Nope, I'm a neat freak
Are the majority of your friends male or female?
-Hmmm female
Have you ever considered dropping acid?
-No thanks, I'd rather drop antifreeze -__-
Would you consider yourself to be mature?
-Sometimes lol (Although I have been told I was veeeery mature for my age multiple times in my existance)
Describe your music style:
-Rock, orchestral, Jpop... NO HIPHOP, COUNTRY OR RAP!
How does your hair currently look?
-It's an 80s shag with Sebastian bangs and wacky calics
Are you close to any of your aunts / uncles?
-MY UNCLE NEEDS TO BE EATEN BY A TERMITE.... A BIG ONE! Nuff said
If you have a car, what color is it?
-I do have a car... and it's my love~ jk it's a Black Turbo five-speed manual 2003 PT Cruiser.
Have you ever had a seizure?
-Nope
When was the last time you were in a hospital?
-Uhhhh a while ago actually.
Do you go on vacations a lot?
-Never went on vacation
Are you self-conscious around other people?
-Not really
At your workplace, are you required to wear a uniform?
-T~T I need a job
What is your favorite pair of shoes?
-High tops FTW!
What was the last piece of candy you ate?
-Halloween I think
Is sarcasm like a second language to you?
-Naaaaaah I thought it was my THIRD language... but yeah it is lol
Do you adjust to things easily or not so much?
-Easily
Have you ever witnessed a physical fight in real life?
-Yes, and I turned and walked the other way. Dumb school fights.. too much drama
What do you think of people who get drunk every weekend?
-That they need to go to AA
Do you require a lot of private time?
-Yeah, I am a loner by nature except if it's my beloved sister
Do you use a lot of hair products?
-Nope I use nothing but a brush
What is the most amount of money you've spent at one time?
-Don't remember
What do you plan on doing with the rest of your life?
-COAST GIUARD!
Later guys and gas~
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